Theatre Of Noise: causes rather sad miaows  

Posted by Fat Roland

I'm piling up my CDs ready for our first broadcast on Monday.

I'm insanely excited about some of the music I'll be forcing on our poor listener. My choices range from the delusionally cheerful to the simply frightening.

For example, This Holiday Life are brisk and outdoorsy, like an efficient picnic, while some others will make kittens cry at a distance of 15 miles - such as the chugging, growling, seething The Ascendicate.

Because it's Christian radio, the first show on Monday will have a quiche theme. Well, what else did you expect?

Join us at 9pm on Monday night, online and on the wireless in Manchester (more information here).

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Leaderboards...

The results of our stupid games so far are listed below...

Adventure Game

  • Jon: 3.
  • Lee: 2.
  • Eyan: 0 (disqualified).

Flansubstantiation

  • Adsa caramelised onion and mature cheddar quiche: 9
  • Aldi cheese & chive quiche: 7
  • Morrison's Mediterranean vegetable value quiche: 6
  • Lidl quiche lorraine: 5
  • Tesco quiche lorraine: 3
  • Marks & Spencer bacon, leek & mushroom quiche: 2
  • Morrison's cheese & caramelised onion quiche: 2
  • Sainsbury's salmon & watercress quiche: 0

Chainsaw Challenge

  • Claas-P Jambor (power chisel)
  • The Smiling Strangers CD (lawnmower)
  • The Ws debut album (power drill)
  • KJ52's Behind The Musik (sander)
  • Deeper compilation (angle grinder)
  • Chill Cafe (jigsaw)
  • Israel & New Beed's A Deeper Level (battery drill)

Sin Lose Or Draw

  • Fil & Rob: 1 (drinking pop)
  • Heidi & Jon: 1 (black magic)
  • Kathy & Fil: 1 (drug taking)
  • Fil & Lee: -1

Sackcloth & Bashes

  • Michelle 2 (Lee's calculator, Lee's pork scratchings)
  • Eyan 2 (Jon's alarm clock, Jon's toy gun)
  • Lee 2 (Eyan's candy cigarettes, Eyan's Chinese Pot Noodle)
  • Debs 1 (Lee's cream crackers)
  • Sian 1 (Lee's Transformers toy)
  • Jon 0

Balloons & Darts

  • Lee: played 9 popped 8.
  • Jon: played 9 popped 7.
  • Eyan: played 6 popped 3.

Fryer Tuck Shop

  • Deep fried creme egg: £1.50 but just too sweet.
  • Deep fried marmite rice cakes: 45p and bland.
  • Deep fried Mars Bar: 35p at a push.
  • Deep fried jelly babies: 20p and quite nauseating.

Breville's Advocate

  • Dairy Lea and fruit cake toasted sandwich £1.30
  • Tunnock's tea cake and celery toasted sandwich 20p
  • Peaches and tuna toasted sandwich 15p
  • Marmite and Daim Bar toasted sandwich £-1