What went before....  

Posted by 9/10ths Full of Penguins in ,

Welcome to the all new theatreofnoise.co.uk. The freshly carved out internet lair of the Refresh FM show the Theatre of Noise.Lee & Eyan in executive planning mode.

The Theatre of Noise spawned as a one-off show in 2003's Refresh FM broadcast. It has since spread its tendrils to overwhelm Refresh's post watershed schedule. Its grotesque mix of alternative music, geeky banter and petty destruction has entertained and enraged in equal measures.











On the left you see a guest pelting Eyan with a stale hot cross bun as part of our tenuously Easter themed violent memory game - The ADVENTURE game. Above is Fil the Destroyer poised to permanently despatch the losing CDs following the Chainsaw Challenge.


Come back for more images of 2008's shenanigans over the next week or so....

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Broadcast schedule  

Posted by Fat Roland in

The Theatre Of Noise will pummel your ears with 20 radio shows in 2009. It will broadcast on Refresh 87.7FM in south and central Manchester, and also on the internet.

Here are the broadcast times in full. Don't blink - you might miss 'em.

Monday April 6th 9-11pm, including the ADVENTURE Game and Flansubstantiation.
Tuesday April 7th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge and Sin Lose Or Draw.
Wednesday April 8th 9-11pm, including Sackcloth And Bashes and Wax Lyrical.
Thursday April 9th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge.
Friday April 10th 9-11pm, including Fryer Tuck Shop and Balloons And Darts.

Monday April 13th 9-11pm, including the ADVENTURE Game and Flansubstantiation.
Tuesday April 14th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge and Sin Lose Or Draw.
Wednesday April 15th 9-11pm, including Sackcloth And Bashes and Wax Lyrical.
Thursday April 16th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge.
Friday April 17th 9-11pm, including Fryer Tuck Shop and Balloons And Darts.

Monday April 20th 9-11pm, including the ADVENTURE Game and Flansubstantiation.
Tuesday April 21st 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge and Sin Lose Or Draw.
Wednesday April 22nd 9-11pm, including Sackcloth And Bashes and Wax Lyrical.
Thursday April 23rd 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge.
Friday April 24th 9-11pm, including Fryer Tuck Shop and Balloons And Darts.

Monday April 27th 9-11pm, including the ADVENTURE Game and Flansubstantiation.
Tuesday April 28th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge and Sin Lose Or Draw.
Wednesday April 29th 9-11pm, including Sackcloth And Bashes and Wax Lyrical.
Thursday April 30th 9-11pm, including Chainsaw Challenge.
Friday May 1st 9-11pm, including Fryer Tuck Shop and Balloons And Darts.

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Leaderboards...

The results of our stupid games so far are listed below...

Adventure Game

  • Jon: 3.
  • Lee: 2.
  • Eyan: 0 (disqualified).

Flansubstantiation

  • Adsa caramelised onion and mature cheddar quiche: 9
  • Aldi cheese & chive quiche: 7
  • Morrison's Mediterranean vegetable value quiche: 6
  • Lidl quiche lorraine: 5
  • Tesco quiche lorraine: 3
  • Marks & Spencer bacon, leek & mushroom quiche: 2
  • Morrison's cheese & caramelised onion quiche: 2
  • Sainsbury's salmon & watercress quiche: 0

Chainsaw Challenge

  • Claas-P Jambor (power chisel)
  • The Smiling Strangers CD (lawnmower)
  • The Ws debut album (power drill)
  • KJ52's Behind The Musik (sander)
  • Deeper compilation (angle grinder)
  • Chill Cafe (jigsaw)
  • Israel & New Beed's A Deeper Level (battery drill)

Sin Lose Or Draw

  • Fil & Rob: 1 (drinking pop)
  • Heidi & Jon: 1 (black magic)
  • Kathy & Fil: 1 (drug taking)
  • Fil & Lee: -1

Sackcloth & Bashes

  • Michelle 2 (Lee's calculator, Lee's pork scratchings)
  • Eyan 2 (Jon's alarm clock, Jon's toy gun)
  • Lee 2 (Eyan's candy cigarettes, Eyan's Chinese Pot Noodle)
  • Debs 1 (Lee's cream crackers)
  • Sian 1 (Lee's Transformers toy)
  • Jon 0

Balloons & Darts

  • Lee: played 9 popped 8.
  • Jon: played 9 popped 7.
  • Eyan: played 6 popped 3.

Fryer Tuck Shop

  • Deep fried creme egg: £1.50 but just too sweet.
  • Deep fried marmite rice cakes: 45p and bland.
  • Deep fried Mars Bar: 35p at a push.
  • Deep fried jelly babies: 20p and quite nauseating.

Breville's Advocate

  • Dairy Lea and fruit cake toasted sandwich £1.30
  • Tunnock's tea cake and celery toasted sandwich 20p
  • Peaches and tuna toasted sandwich 15p
  • Marmite and Daim Bar toasted sandwich £-1