What went before....  

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Welcome to the all new theatreofnoise.co.uk. The freshly carved out internet lair of the Refresh FM show the Theatre of Noise.Lee & Eyan in executive planning mode.

The Theatre of Noise spawned as a one-off show in 2003's Refresh FM broadcast. It has since spread its tendrils to overwhelm Refresh's post watershed schedule. Its grotesque mix of alternative music, geeky banter and petty destruction has entertained and enraged in equal measures.











On the left you see a guest pelting Eyan with a stale hot cross bun as part of our tenuously Easter themed violent memory game - The ADVENTURE game. Above is Fil the Destroyer poised to permanently despatch the losing CDs following the Chainsaw Challenge.


Come back for more images of 2008's shenanigans over the next week or so....

1 comments

Fat Roland   says 29 March 2009 at 09:12

Fil the Destroyer truly scares me.

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Leaderboards...

The results of our stupid games so far are listed below...

Adventure Game

  • Jon: 3.
  • Lee: 2.
  • Eyan: 0 (disqualified).

Flansubstantiation

  • Adsa caramelised onion and mature cheddar quiche: 9
  • Aldi cheese & chive quiche: 7
  • Morrison's Mediterranean vegetable value quiche: 6
  • Lidl quiche lorraine: 5
  • Tesco quiche lorraine: 3
  • Marks & Spencer bacon, leek & mushroom quiche: 2
  • Morrison's cheese & caramelised onion quiche: 2
  • Sainsbury's salmon & watercress quiche: 0

Chainsaw Challenge

  • Claas-P Jambor (power chisel)
  • The Smiling Strangers CD (lawnmower)
  • The Ws debut album (power drill)
  • KJ52's Behind The Musik (sander)
  • Deeper compilation (angle grinder)
  • Chill Cafe (jigsaw)
  • Israel & New Beed's A Deeper Level (battery drill)

Sin Lose Or Draw

  • Fil & Rob: 1 (drinking pop)
  • Heidi & Jon: 1 (black magic)
  • Kathy & Fil: 1 (drug taking)
  • Fil & Lee: -1

Sackcloth & Bashes

  • Michelle 2 (Lee's calculator, Lee's pork scratchings)
  • Eyan 2 (Jon's alarm clock, Jon's toy gun)
  • Lee 2 (Eyan's candy cigarettes, Eyan's Chinese Pot Noodle)
  • Debs 1 (Lee's cream crackers)
  • Sian 1 (Lee's Transformers toy)
  • Jon 0

Balloons & Darts

  • Lee: played 9 popped 8.
  • Jon: played 9 popped 7.
  • Eyan: played 6 popped 3.

Fryer Tuck Shop

  • Deep fried creme egg: £1.50 but just too sweet.
  • Deep fried marmite rice cakes: 45p and bland.
  • Deep fried Mars Bar: 35p at a push.
  • Deep fried jelly babies: 20p and quite nauseating.

Breville's Advocate

  • Dairy Lea and fruit cake toasted sandwich £1.30
  • Tunnock's tea cake and celery toasted sandwich 20p
  • Peaches and tuna toasted sandwich 15p
  • Marmite and Daim Bar toasted sandwich £-1