I think the corgis are quite safe  

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Last night. we raised some important questions, such as:

- how substantial is a quiche? In our Flansubstantiation test, we pitted a Tesco quiche lorraine against a Lidl quiche lorraine. I can't remember which one won, suffice to say (a) the winner took the weight at least five potatoes and (b) the loser would not mysteriously reveal an image Jesus, no matter how intensely we stared.

- what animals is the Queen allowed to shoot? We narrowed this down to (1) swans and (2) probably corgis.

This is in-depth Christian radio at its best. ...ahem...

Tonight at 9pm on 87.7FM (Manchester, UK) and all over the world by the power of webbiness, we'll be critiquing Christian music with power tools, and bringing a drawing game to a radio format.

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The results of our stupid games so far are listed below...

Adventure Game

  • Jon: 3.
  • Lee: 2.
  • Eyan: 0 (disqualified).

Flansubstantiation

  • Adsa caramelised onion and mature cheddar quiche: 9
  • Aldi cheese & chive quiche: 7
  • Morrison's Mediterranean vegetable value quiche: 6
  • Lidl quiche lorraine: 5
  • Tesco quiche lorraine: 3
  • Marks & Spencer bacon, leek & mushroom quiche: 2
  • Morrison's cheese & caramelised onion quiche: 2
  • Sainsbury's salmon & watercress quiche: 0

Chainsaw Challenge

  • Claas-P Jambor (power chisel)
  • The Smiling Strangers CD (lawnmower)
  • The Ws debut album (power drill)
  • KJ52's Behind The Musik (sander)
  • Deeper compilation (angle grinder)
  • Chill Cafe (jigsaw)
  • Israel & New Beed's A Deeper Level (battery drill)

Sin Lose Or Draw

  • Fil & Rob: 1 (drinking pop)
  • Heidi & Jon: 1 (black magic)
  • Kathy & Fil: 1 (drug taking)
  • Fil & Lee: -1

Sackcloth & Bashes

  • Michelle 2 (Lee's calculator, Lee's pork scratchings)
  • Eyan 2 (Jon's alarm clock, Jon's toy gun)
  • Lee 2 (Eyan's candy cigarettes, Eyan's Chinese Pot Noodle)
  • Debs 1 (Lee's cream crackers)
  • Sian 1 (Lee's Transformers toy)
  • Jon 0

Balloons & Darts

  • Lee: played 9 popped 8.
  • Jon: played 9 popped 7.
  • Eyan: played 6 popped 3.

Fryer Tuck Shop

  • Deep fried creme egg: £1.50 but just too sweet.
  • Deep fried marmite rice cakes: 45p and bland.
  • Deep fried Mars Bar: 35p at a push.
  • Deep fried jelly babies: 20p and quite nauseating.

Breville's Advocate

  • Dairy Lea and fruit cake toasted sandwich £1.30
  • Tunnock's tea cake and celery toasted sandwich 20p
  • Peaches and tuna toasted sandwich 15p
  • Marmite and Daim Bar toasted sandwich £-1